Yo! Whaddup? Kickin’ it wit da homiez on Friday, bitchez! We gonna tear zome zhit up like y’all never zeen!
Now I’ll step out of character (a middle-aged white man pretending to be only 15 years out of date, and failing there) and tell you it’s really tough to type shit like that. Y’know what else is tough? Figuring out what year and city I want to use for a Top 10 flashback!